A random fan of me and my friends:
How old are you jion and jion's friends?

My friend 1 : okay let's just say the age that we feel we are. Well I feel that I'm 42.

My friend 2 : 12
My friend 3 : 15
My friend 2 : but that's ur true age
My friend 3 : but that's what I feel

My friend 1 : well how bout you myung?

Me : I feel dead

All my friends : [ dying in laughter ]...

Haha cringe...