- How can you be sure to start a fire with two sticks?
A: Make sure one of them is a match.
- Why do people laugh at jokes about mountains?
A: Because they are hill-arious
- What instruments do you carry in your ears?
A: Drums
- What is the best way to keep fish from smelling?
A: Cut off their noses
- What can be right but never wrong?
A: An angle
--Mizu
