Nonsense questions

1.You are being chased by bees. what are you going to do?
a. Get an eletric swatter
b. Wear Hazmat Suit
c. Slap and run

2. You are being Kidn@pped. what are you going to do?
a. Scream like an idiot
b. Karate
c. Swear and Accept

3. You are being chased by a spider. what are you going to do?
a. Call 911
b. Throw Slipper-o-Dagger
c. Get Anti-Insect sprayer​