Answer:
1.I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.
2.You’re my very favorite kind of moral hazard.
3.I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves
4.I'm just the food or the house, because I'm all you need
5.are you luxurious car,make up or jewelries? because I want you.
sorry hanggang 5 lng..pero sana makatulong ha kahit ung iba corny jokes hehe